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Monday, 2 March 2015

Oh my! See what FFK wrote about Bola Tinubu & Lai Mohammed

He shared this on his Facebook page this afternoon...read below..
"It is not Femi Fani-Kayode but rather Bola Tinubu that slurs when he speaks. It is not Femi Fani-Kayode but rather Bola Tinubu that has to take 20 pills before he can go out. It is not Femi Fani-Kayode but Bola Tinubu that his hands shake when he tries to lift his fork and knife and eat.
It is not Femi Fani-Kayode but rather the spokesman of the APC, Lai Mohammed, that is rotting from inside and that has the chronically bad breath of a rabid poll cat. Lai's breath is so bad that it is enough to knock out a polar bear from across the street.
It is not Femi Fani-Kayode but rather Lai Mohammed who is suffering from loose bowel movements and who defecates every other minute to the point that he often has to wear pampers when he goes on long journeys.
So, if anybody wants to talk about ill health. They should talk about themselves and not about me. I repeat my name is Femi Fani-Kayode, and nobody can kill me before my time. Nobody can cut me short.
I harbor no fear of violence but I do not take threats lightly. Neither do I fear for my life. Because I have never shed innocent blood and because I do not believe in violence or worship the devil, the Angel of the Lord will strike dead any person or any group of persons that seek to take my life or the life of any of my loved ones.
This I decree in the name of Our Lord Jesus Christ, the God whose I am and the God whom I serve”-Chief Femi Fani-Kayode

Photos: See the ways Waje rocked her bubu dress

Singer Waje wore this purple bubu dress by Wana Sambo first to the CAF awards (left) then she toned it down and rerocked it casually two days ago to a church event. Creative...

Nigerian troops rid more towns in Yobe of Boko Haram terrorists

According to Defence Headquarters, Nigerian military yesterday dominated operations in Kukawa Geri and Gubja villages in Yobe state, ridding the town of  Boko Haram members.

Photos: Celebs storm 'Late Night with Nike Oshinowo’ Season1 wrap party

The curtains fell on Season One of ‘Late Night with Nike Oshinowo’ at a swanky party held at the Moorhouse Sofitel late evening, 266th Feb 2015. The beautifully lit poolside party glistened as the star of the night, Nike Oshinowo, glowed. With guests including members of Nike’s company, AOE Events & Entertainment Ltd., the LNWNO production crew, sponsors and partners – First Bank, Etisalat, Arik Air, Pernod Ricard, AIT and The Lagos State Government (represented by the Honourable Commissioner for Tourism & Intergovernmental Relations, Mr. Disun Holloway), Nike glowed in the adulation.
 

Ms Oshinowo treated the audience to a jocular speech, as champagne flowed.  In typical fashion, Nike was flawless, unruffled and beautiful to the eye.  It was pure delight to watch the host do the ‘Shoki’ and take ‘Selfies’ with her guests.
The night was a well-deserved celebration of a successful first season and an exclusive sneak-peek preview of Season Two which premieres on Thursday, 5th March 2015 on AIT at 11:00pm.
The Queen of Late night TV returns to your screens this March. See the photos below...

 
Left: Adeyemi Okanlawon and Mai Atafo. Right: Baba Epega and Helen Isibor
 
Bola Balogun and Caterina Bortolussi, Nike Oshinowo and Didi Ocheja
 
Didi Ocheja and Eku Edewor
 
Fade Ogunro and Jennifer Obayuwana
 
Kaylah Oniwo and Femi DaSilva
 
Lanre Da Silva and Latasha Ngwube
 
Maria Okanrende and Ono Bello
 
Tonye and P.O.E

Tinubu Rips Fani-Kayode Apart, Says PDP Campaign Spokesman “Unfit, Bereft of Talent and Character”

bola_tinubuA National Leader of the All Progressives Congress, APC, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, has described former Minister of Aviation, Chief Femi Fani-Kayode, as a peddler of falsehood hired for a smear campaign against the APC, its leader, and presidential candidate.
“Fani-Kayode is not as smart as he thinks.  If you read between the lines of his hysteria you see another extreme sentiment: that of surging desperation”, Mr. Tinubu said in a statement issued on Sunday by his Special Adviser on Media, Sunday Dare.
“His statement indicates that even he now realizes that his pay master has lost to Buhari/Osinbajo. The game is over. The whistle has blown. What the fantasy man seeks to do is change the game. He seeks to run against Tinubu in hopes the outcome will be better. Fani now grasps at straw in the night wind”.
You may recall that last Friday, Mr. Fani-Kayode, who is Director of Media and Publicity of the PDP Presidential Campaign Organization, made a weighty allegation that Yemi Osinbajo, the APC vice presidential candidate, had sworn an oath to vacate his seat in six months, should the party win the March 28 presidential election.
According to Fani-Kayode, Mr. Tinubu nominated the vice presidential candidate as part of his nocturnal “plans to come to power through the back door”.
“Tinubu, according to our information, has compelled Osinbajo to swear to an oath that after six months in office, he would resign as the vice president, in the unlikely event that their party wins”, the PDP campaign spokesman alleged.
“The wicked plot, as laid out by them, is to force Osinbajo to resign for Tinubu to be nominated by Buhari as his replacement”, Fani-Kayode added
In his response, Mr. Tinubu said that the former minister “is on a futile journey to shield the populace from seeing the failures of his paymasters”.
“His statement taken in context indicates that his paymasters will lose the election. They are now worried about what will happen thereafter”, he said.
“The majority of Nigerians have concluded that they have done enough damage to our politics, economy and security; and cannot be tolerated any longer. Rather, they should be voted out by the people. Their journey of lies and deception is at its terminal point.
“It lied to Nigerians and the international community that elections had to be shifted first because of the PVC issue and later it became a security ambush to change the date thus aborting Nigeria’s date with destiny at the polls.
“That FFK (Femi Fani-Kayode) is the best a ruling party can do as a spokesman speaks volumes about the PDP. They are bereft of talent and character. They are filled with lies and chicanery. FFK is simply the worst and most outspoken of a bad lot”.
The APC leader, however, said that he welcomed Mr. Fani-Kayode’s interventions because they are of such low quality and base character and his utterances frighten people.
“Instead of scaring the people away from the APC, his work scares people that someone so unfit is so close to the seat of power, someone so unhinged is given free rein to spit bile and call that public discourse. One must wonder who is unbalanced, the misfit or he who hires him. Keep at it FFK. Continue”, Mr. Tinubu said.
“Most Nigerians are fed up with this government and desire change. They await eagerly that opportunity at the polls. They cannot tolerate four more years of a Fani Kayode, of his paymasters and his utterances. That is your agony Fani Kayode and of course that of the PDP and its gang of destroyers. You will not be able to persuade majority of Nigerians who are prepared to use their vote for a positive change. And if only to shield the populace from your peculiar brand of abuse of power both you and your boss must go”.
The former Lagos governor noted that the ruling party’s smear campaign failed to make a headway against the APC’s presidential and vice presidential candidates, hence, the focus on his person.
“This plot will not work. Tinubu is not scheming to become president through the back door. He, just like any qualified Nigerian has the right to walk in through the front door if he so desires. But he is not on the ticket”, he said.
“For the job he is hired to do, it is expected that a Fani Kayode will be blinded to the positive nature of the Buhari/Osinbajo ticket. If he has failed to read and do some research on the character of an Osinbajo, let me help him.
“Yemi Osinbajo is fiercely independent. A brilliant mind of great character and a consummate reformer and legal crusader. You will not dare speak of him in this manner. The APC ticket is of people of great resolve. But because among your own crowd you have people who will willingly destroy not only our institutions and country you think so of others.
“APC is a party with people of impeccable character. Courageous and patriotic leaders who are out to rescue our nation. And you, Fani Kayode are on record to have said so in several interviews”.
Mr. Tinubu said that he would not dignify Mr. Fani-Kayode’s “outrageous lies” with any reply, adding that Nigerians know him as a peddler of falsehood.
“Femi Fani Kayode cannot just leave Tinubu alone because they see him as their political nemesis. But Tinubu will not be their dart board. If they want to see the culprit behind their flagging misfortune, they do not need to glare at Tinubu. They should go home and peer into the nearest mirror. Therein their trouble lies.
“Now that FFK has revealed why his party, the PDP has consistently persecuted Bola Tinubu through phony Code of Conduct Tribunal, massive unjustified attacks against his character and integrity, intimidation and harassment.
“They all have failed. In what is a classic case of abuse of power, the government you now work for have accused Tinubu in the past of baseless and unproven allegations whereas in your party, including yourself, there are wolves feasting on the commonwealth of the people.
“For a leadership that cannot define corruption and theft, we are left with a gang of plunderers. You have openly and secretly stolen and plundered the wealth of the nation without the slightest concern about morality and the suffering masses”.

2015 Forbes Billionaires List Out - 5 Nigerians Make The Cut

The 2015 Forbes list of billionaires is now out. Five Nigerian made the cut - Aliko Dangote, Mike Adenuga, Folorunsho Alakija, Femi Otedola and Abdulsamad Rabiu. Orji Uzor Kalu and Tony Elumelu who made the list last year were dropped off the list this year.

Bill Gates is still the richest man in the world. Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg is now the 16th richest man in the world. The youngest billionaire in the world is 24 year old Evan Spiegel, the co-founder of photo- messaging app, Snapchat. Aliko Dangote is the year's biggest loser, hi fortune dropped to $14.7 billion from $25 billion last year. Read the rest after the cut..


From Forbes

For our 29th annual guide to the globe’s richest, we found a record 1,826 billionaires with an aggregate net worth of $7.05 trillion, up from $6.4 trillion a year ago. The total includes 290 newcomers, 71 of whom hail from China. Youth are on the rise: A record 46 among the ranks are under age 40. One earthward note: The average net worth of list members came in at $3.86 billion, down $60 million from 2014.

Bill Gates is once again the richest person on the planet, a title he’s held for 16 of the past 21 years. His fortune grew $3.2 billion since last year to $79.2 billion, despite a gift of $1.5 billion in Microsoft MSFT -0.47% shares to The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation in November 2014. Carlos Slim Helu of Mexico comes in again at No. 2 while revered American investor Warren Buffett took back the No. 3 spot from Spain’s Amancio Ortega (now No. 4); not even the largest IPO in history was enough to beat the Oracle of Omaha this year. Buffett was the list’s biggest gainer, up $14.5 billion to $72.7 billion, thanks to Berkshire Hathaway’s rising share price.  Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg moves up 5 spots to number 16, his first time ranked among the world’s 20 richest. Ma and three other Chinese are among the the biggest gainers and appear among the 50 richest on the list.

Zuckerberg is also the leader in a youth revolution that has minted 46 billionaires under the age of 40. The youngest billionaire on the planet is Evan Spiegel, 24, co-founder of photo- messaging app Snapchat. California, driven by Silicon Valley tech companies, has spawned 23 new billionaires, including cofounders of car-hailing service Uber cofounders Travis Kalanick and Garrett Camp, and their first employee Ryan Graves. Elizabeth Holmes, who runs blood-testing firm Theranos, debuts on the global list as the youngest self-made woman at age 31. The state now has 131 individuals with 10-figure net worths, more than any other country besides China and the U.S.

The year’s biggest loser in dollar terms is Aliko Dangote of Nigeria, whose fortune dropped to $14.7 billion from $25 billion last year, propelled downward by a weaker Nigerian currency and shrinking demand for cement, his largest asset. He still retains the title of Africa’s richest man. The country that was lost the most ground by far was Russia, which now has 88 billionaires down from 111, less than not just the U.S. and China but now also Germany and India.

One hundred thirty-eight people from the 2014 list dropped out of the ranks altogether including fashion designer Michael Kors, Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko, Zulily’s Mark Vadon and many Russians. Guatemala has a billionaire for the first time, and Iceland returns to the ranks after a five-year absence, the result of a comeback by Thor Bjorgolfsson, who’s now the only billionaire in Iceland’s history.
There’s no doubt that entrepreneurship is thriving globally. Fully 1,191 members of the list are self-made billionaires, while just 230 inherited their wealth. Another 405 inherited at least a portion but are still working to increase their fortunes.

Photos: Meet the woman who got a facelift at 80 years old

What does an 80 year old woman want with a Facelift, you may wonder? Well, Elizabeth Moore said she got it because her ageing face with all it wrinkles no longer matched how she felt inside. Despite her family warning her against, 8 months ago, the retired university lecturer got a facelift, dermabrasion and fat injections into her cheeks. The five-hour operation cost her about $15,000
"I hoped I could go back to looking as I did a decade ago, when I felt more confident. I wanted to look the very best I could, and now I feel I do. I look in the mirror and feel much more confident about what I see. I no longer look tired and miserable, which I did previously because my cheeks were sunken and I had deep lines near my mouth. I now look rested and well." She said...
 Elizabeth before and after the surgery...
‘I never thought of myself as particularly attractive, so it wasn’t about trying to recapture the beauty I once had and then lost. I’ve just always tried to make the best of myself because I think the image you present to the world is important - people judge you by it." she says.
Usually doctors advice people over 65 years to reconsider having plastic surgery but according to recent survey, more older women are going under the knife these days: more than 60% of surgeons reported a marked increase in over-65s seeking an image overhaul.

Elizabeth pictured here after the procedure which involved a facelift, dermabrasion and fat injections into her cheeks to plump them up

Pic: IK Ogbonna & pregnant girlfriend Sonia Morales get engaged

Actor and model IK Ogbonna proposed to his pregnant girlfriend, Colombian beauty, Sonia Morales this morning March 2nd. Peep her engagement ring on the right. Big congrats to them...

#BeardGang - Iyanya shares new promo shots of himself

 
Iyanya shared new pictures of himself still rocking team #BeardGang and dressed in casual clothing. Suits him! More pics after the cut...


Buhari's alleged fake pic: Fayose hails Guardian newspapers over apology

Press statement from Ekiti government. Read below..
"Ekiti State Governor, Mr Ayodele Fayose has commended The Guardian newspapers for apologising to its readers over the false picture of the All Progressives Congress (APC) presidential candidate, Major General Mohammadu Buhari (rtd) interview published in the Sunday, February 22, 2015 edition of the newspaper.
Governor Fayose, in a statement issued by his Chief Press Secretary, Mr Idowu Adelusi, said he was happy that Guardian newspapers demonstrated that it was a media organisation to be reckoned with by apologising and writing a detailed editorial on the false picture.
The APC had sent to the press, pictures of Buhari's being interviewed in Transcop Hilton Hotel, Abuja by Kemi Fadojutimi of the All Eyes on Africa TV" claiming that he was interviewed in London.
The pictures were used by many newspapers and online media, but only Guardian newspapers apologised for using the fake picture.
Fayose said; "I am impressed by the high level of professionalism displayed by the Guardian newspapers and I commend the publishers and Editorial team.
"Most importantly, I commend the Editor, Abraham Ogbodo for his brilliant write up of yesterday, titled: 'The Lying Photo From Lai Mohammed' and I expect the APC to be humble enough to also apologise to Nigerians for its lies."
Speaking further, Governor Fayose, who maintained that there was nothing wrong in Buhari  seeking medical treatment abroad, added that; "what is wrong is the lies and secrecy associated with Buhari’s medical trip to the United Kingdom.
"It was this same way that health issue of late President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua was covered up during electioneering campaign in 2007.
"Nigerians can still remember the 'Umoru, are you dead,' drama and that is possibly the kind of drama  playing out now. If not, how could a personality like Buhari have passed through the Abuja Airport without any of the Aviation Journalists interviewing him?
"Why lying that he granted interview in London, using pictures of interview conducted in Abuja?  And most importantly, why has the party not deemed it fit to apologise for lying to Nigerians?"

Davido – “No More Music Collaboration Till I Drop My Album”


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You would be right to say Davido has the most collabos in the African continent, but it seems that track record is coming to a halt.
During a phone conversation with E!, Davido‘s manager, Kamal Ajiboye revealed that Omo Baba Olowo won’t be featuring in any music for now because he wants to work on his forthcoming album, which would be released by July 2015.
“The truth is that it does not take much to feature Davido on any song, but he’s seriously working on his album and he has made every member of the team to understand why he won’t be welcoming any collaborations for now. We are looking at July for the album launch. You know Davido likes to have his thing in a proper shape, so he wants everybody to be ready and fully expectant of his new album”

Friday, 27 February 2015

Recovered territories: Military releases statement, shares photos of weapons seized from BH




A press statement from the Defence Headquarters below...
"Troops have finally routed terrorists from Bara, the Headquarters of Gulani LGA of Yobe State and Gulag, the Headquarters of Madagali Local Government Area of Adamawa State in the early hours of today, Friday. The fierce fighting that preceded the clearing of towns and other communities resulted in appreciable casualties on the terrorists, the capture of some of them, the recovery and destruction of arms, thousands of assorted rounds ammunition as well as vehicles and other equipment including; Anti-Aircraft Guns, General Purpose Machine Guns (GPMGs), Grenades, Multi-barrel bombs, Multi-barrel Grenade Launchers, rifles and mortar guns.
Other locations also cleared in the course of the two days operation include, Shikah, Fikayel, Tetebah, Buza, Kamla and Bumsa.
Chris OLUKOLADE Major General Director Defence Information

Reality TV royal family: the Kardashians ink $100m reality show deal

The Kardashians have again signed a record-breaking, $100 million-plus deal to remain with E! for another four years, sources have exclusively confirmed to Page Six. Kris Jenner secured the deal for herself and daughters, Kim, Khloé and Kourtney Kardashian, Kendall and Kylie Jenner and Scott Disick. Bruce Jenner and Kanye are not part of the deal.

The Kardashian deal, the highest in TV history for a reality brand, is being kept strictly under wraps and covers at least four more seasons of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” as well as spinoffs,

Photos: P-Square meet with billionaire businessman Tony Elumelu

The singing duo met with the Heirs Holding CEO in his office today. See more photos after the cut..



Kim shares sexy pic to celebrate reaching 27m instagram followers

Is she the most followed celeb on instagram?

New Video: Cynthia Morgan – German Juice

Northside Inc. dancehall queen, Cynthia Morgan, releases the video to her banging single, “German Juice”. Shot on a sunny and summer-themed location, the video features a host of pretty girls with big backsides all displaying their endowments just as the song itself suggests. The Clarence Peters/Jude Okoye directed video also features a cameo appearance from Phyno and P-Square. Enjoy...