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Saturday, 14 March 2015

See Photos Of The Worse See Through Dress Ever!!! Iyaaamaaa...huh..

She’s Chinese and contacted a Chinese online retailer to sell her the risque dress which they displayed on their site.
When the retailer sent her the see-through outfit and she tried it on – she screamed ‘Ye, mogbe!’ lol. The dress sent to her was horrendous, a bad copy of the original one and when she tried to return it, the sellers refused to take it back, so she uploaded the photo on social media, calling out the sellers lol. More pics below…..

EFCC, ICPC Responsible For Jonathan’s Low Record Against Corruption – Clark

EDWIN-CLARKIjaw national leader, Chief Edwin Clark, has said the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission has lost focus.
He, therefore, called on President Goodluck Jonathan to re-organise the EFCC for effective discharge of its mandate to investigate and prosecute corrupt Nigerians.
Clark made this position known while addressing a press conference in Abuja on Friday.
He stated that the anti-graft agency had lost its focus of prosecuting corrupt officials as it now goes after those involved in cyber and petty crimes.
The Ijaw leader’s comment came on the heels of the claim by the Presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Maj. Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd.), who stated that his fight against corruption will start on May 29, 2015 when he would have been sworn-in as president, if he wins the March 28 presidential elections.
Responding to a question if he was calling for the removal of the Chairman of the EFCC, Ibrahim Lamorde, Clark said during re-organization, “anything can happen”.
He also disagreed with the current practice of waiting to receive petitions first before investigating open cases against public office holders.
Clark, who noted that the implication of Buhari’s statement was that those who were facing corruption charges or accused of corruption before May 29, 2015 would be pardoned, saying it was wrong.
According to him, “had the agencies charged with fighting corruption been up and doing, no one will accuse President Jonathan of not doing enough to fight corruption. Given that nothing substantial is being done, one is primed to advise Mr. President to immediately reorganize the anti-graft agencies”.

Hahahaha! Kanye West fixes a blonde hair like Kim Kardashian? – You’ll laugh at these funny photos

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Kim Kardashian made headlines after debuting her platinum blond hair at Paris Fashion Week, so it seems a photoshop expert was curious to see what other members of the Kardashian family would look like with Kim’s new hairdo. :D
And the results are awesome!!!
Kanye-West-Platinum-Blonde-kim-kardashian-hair-SOSnation.com:shock: Hahahahaha! TF! That’s not all oh! Notice Scott Disick and her brother Rob Kardashian below:

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Televangelist Creflo Dollar deletes website begging for $65m jet after online backlash

Popular televangelist and founder of World Changers Church International, Creflo Dollar, has deleted the website where he was begging people to donate $65million for him to buy a brand new luxurious. (read story here). He also deleted the Gofundme page where he asked 200,000 people to donate $300 each for him to acquire the Gulfstream G650 airplane, following backlash from online community.



Davido chilling with his new BBF..Photos...

Looks like Davido has a new girlfriend. Well, when you're posting photos of a stunning girl & adding love emoticons, it's safe to assume there's romance brewing abi? He's posted two photos of the girl on his instagram page in the last few days, that must mean something, bah? Lol. She's a stunning model from Guinea but lives in the US. See more photos of the girl after the cut...


He posted this photo of her on his instagram page a few days ago and called her his trap queen..

 She also posted his own photo on her instagram...

And she was at his snake video shoot...
 She's stunning!

Woman's breast cut in Calabar because she stole (graphic photo)

I can't verify the authenticity of this photo. Someone just sent this to me and claims it happened in Calabar. A female petty thief was allegedly attacked by a mob and then they cut off her left breast. If this really happened, then big shame to these people. And look at a fellow woman walking behind her. What a shame! See the full photo after the cut...(warning - graphic content)


Wednesday, 11 March 2015

RIP Notorious B.I.G – Diddy, Kendrick and more pay tribute to the late rapper on Anniversary of his death – See

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March 9 marks the anniversary of the day that rapper Christopher Wallace, better known as Notorious B.I.G or Biggie Smalls, tragically left us in 1997. :(
Notorious-BIG-SOSnation.comEighteen years ago today, the 24-year-old Brooklyn native was killed in Los Angeles just six months after the death of his West Coast rival Tupac Shakur, and in honor of his legacy, a number of Hollywood’s greats have taken to Twitter, Instagram and more to pay tribute to Biggie.
His best friend and fellow Bad Boy Sean “Diddy” Combs Instagrammed a number of throwback photos, as well as hosting an event last night in memory of his fallen friend.
Kendrick Lamar decided to pay tribute in a different way.
The ‘B*tch Don’t Kill My Vibe’ rapper was the first guest on Big Boy‘s new show, LA’s Real 92.3 on Monday morning and since he has cited Biggie as a major influence, he decided to spit a freestyle over B.I.G’s ‘The What’ instrumental.
“This here’s what it is,I came in this game/I stuck my fingers in this game/ I wore no chain in this game/ My hood, my name in this game/Now I double up / Time to bubble up the bread and huddle up…”
You can listen to the rap below:
Then, this amazing video happened in New York :shock:
RIP Notorious B.I.G. You are forever remembered.



His best friend and fellow Bad Boy Sean “Diddy” Combs Instagrammed a number of throwback photos, as well as hosting an event last night in memory of his fallen friend.

Nicki Minaj dumps rapper Meek Mill and gets back with her ex??? – See what’s happening

Nicki Minaj called out popular blogger Necole Bitchie for a story that pointed out some interesting tweeted-then-deleted messages that could have been directed at Nicki Minaj’s ex-boyfriend Safaree Samuels.
safaree-samuels-nicki-minaj-sosnation.comThe report speculated that the duo sent each other some loving posts on what would have been their 11-year anniversary recently, saying Nicki tweeted, “i will always love you,” :shock: to which Samuels responded, “Im not gonna front like i dnt kno wat today woulda been I hope ur happy and wish u nothing but the best.. luv u 4ever. no love lost.” :shock:
Both tweets, which didn’t directly name anybody, were reportedly quickly deleted. Nicki Minaj, who is currently rumored to be dating Meek Mill, doesn’t deny tweeting the post, but says people are reaching for a meaning behind it and took to Twitter to slam the “fraudulent” story.
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The she jokingly threatened her;
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Kim Kardashian looks like a hot mess in pinstripe suit at Paris Fashion week!

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Kim Kardashian, along with husband Kanye West, was spotted leaving the Jean-Paul Gaultier store, where she was photographed wearing a very funny ensemble, which consisted of a red corset, a pinstriped jacket and…
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Davido woke up like this…

Davido is a show off naturally,
The “Dami Duro” singer wanted his fans to see how he looks when he wakes up from sleep, by sharing this photo below on his Instagram page:
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“WOKE UP FEELING LIKE I WAS ON THE MOON!!” The HKN Gang member wrote. Adding, “LOOK AT THE FLICK OF DAT WRIST!! #OwoNiKoko.”
Well, two things are for sure: One; he looks really handsome :D . And two; who wouldn’t want to wake up with such cash close to them?

Wahala! Someone just sold Nick Cannon’s 1 BILLION NAIRA house without his knowledge!!!

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Nick Cannon is suing mad at Mariah Carey‘s business manager Michael Kane. Why? Nick Cannon is claiming that Kane sold the couple’s home without his knowledge!!!

According to legal documents obtained by E! News, the “America’s Got Talent” host has filed a lawsuit against Kane over the sale of his and Carey’s $9 million Bel-Air home! The 6-bedroom, 9-bath property was originally listed for $12,995,000 million! Please convert to Naira (remember dollar has increased) and open your eyes like this :shock:
Cannon claims he was not informed of the house’s sale or of the closing date until Feb. 24.
While the 34-year-old has “no objection” to selling the home, Cannon alleges his “initial efforts to obtain copies of the Purchase and Sale Agreement and other documents pertinent to the transaction were rebuffed by Kane.”
The docs also claim Cannon “has yet to see the estimated settlement agreement nor has he been provided with any information about required closing costs and loan payoffs, and other planned disbursements from escrow.”
Cannon is seeking a trust be placed on the sale proceeds from the house until proper accounting for distribution of the sales proceeds. In addition, Cannon is seeking a temporary restraining order and preliminary injunction against Kane from obtaining, disbursing or using any of the funds from escrow of the home.

Tuesday, 10 March 2015

Former Super Eagles captain Joseph Yobo comes for Buhari in new article

In an article titled Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the fittest of them all? (supposedly) written by former Super Eagles captain, Joseph Yobo, the footballer comes for the APC presidential candidate, questioning his health and praising president Jonathan's physical condition. They sent it to me as a press statement saying Yobo wrote it. Who knew he could write like this? Read below...
For the sake of clarity, I must first point out that while all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, it is all work and no exercise that makes him an unfit one. From all indications earlier in the week, Friday 7th March, 2015 was meant to be a busy day for members and supporters of both the ruling People's Democratic Party and the opposition APC.
In Abuja, there was a scheduled fitness march to keep the blood of Nigerian sports people along with party hierarchy and President Goodluck Jonathan, buzzing. An equivalent march in Lagos, billed initially to be a million-man march of opposition members was to hold in Lagos from Maryland to Teslim Balogun Stadium, Surulere.
As early as 8am, I and several other supporters of the President walked with him from Aso Rock to Eagle Square where we also jogged around. Some of the pictures from the walk have been swarming social media; one in particular stood out. It was that of President Jonathan doing the hop in an aerobics session. Pictures of him working out in the gym have surfaced from time to time and this further proved that the man is mentally and physically fit to rule Nigeria. 
Immediately after the rally ended at 11am, he went back to the State House, freshened up and flew to pay courtesy visits to the Ooni of Ife and Owa Obokun of Ijesaland and attend rallies in their domain.
Enter General Muhammadu Buhari (rtd). After he and his party played hide-and-seek with Nigerians over his whereabouts, the man returned to the country and was conspicuously missing from a march that was the perfect opportunity for him and the top party brass to reassure their supporters that he was fit as a fiddle. The job of president of a country with over 170 million people is a tasking one and surely it would have been convenient for a man who insists he was on a two-week rest to have at least walked with the people who will vote him for say one-thirds of the march? The party chieftains including Bola Tinubu and even its vice-presidential candidate, Prof. Yomi Osinbajo were present at the final stop, so why was the arrowhead of the campaign missing in action?
Why is the opposition shoving in our youthful faces, a grandfather who needs rest, an elder statesman who ought to be chilling in his country home in times like this? Assuming their candidate wins the presidential elections, will he disappear periodically too?
Nigerians must take a stand and decide to do what is right. Seeing is believing; we cannot saddle ourselves with a President whose health challenges will affect his output in office. General Buhari was once a gallant soldier but no one can cheat nature.
I, who by the grace of God and the support of sports loving President Jonathan led the Super Eagles to historic victory in the Africa Cup of Nations after a trophy less 19 years and having played football at the highest levels can boldly affirm that the secret to the game is in endurance, and the events of recent times point us to the fact that Nigeria needs just the man who stood and can last. The Game is on.
Joseph Yobo, was Captain of Nigeria's Super Eagles and 2014 AFCON Winner

Cristiano Ronaldo's ex Irina Shayk slams him, says she 'felt ugly' when she stood next to him

Cristiano Ronaldo and his ex-model girlfriend Irina Shayk broke up in December 2014 after dating for five years and it looks like it ended in bad blood. Irina Shayk took a swipe at her ex, saying she she felt 'ugly standing next to the wrong man'.

In an interview with Spanish magazine Hola, Irina spoke about her ideal man. She said;
"My ideal man is faithful, honest and a gentleman who knows how to treat women. I don't believe in men who make us feel unhappy, because they're boys not men. I thought I had once found the ideal man but it didn't turn out that way" She added: 'I think a woman feels ugly when she's got the wrong man at her side. I've felt ugly and insecure.'

Pic: Buhari meets former SA President Thabo Mbeki & Abdusalam Abubakar

APC Presidential candidate, Gen Buhari had a closed door meeting with former South African President, Thabo Mbeki and former Nigerian Head of State, Abdulsalam Abubakar at his office in Kaduna today. Details of their discussion was not revealed.

Mbeki & Abdulsalami had met with President Jonathan at the Presidential Villa yesterday March 8th.

Have y'all heard about the new watch Apple unveiled today? You really need to see it.

Apple Inc today unveiled their new mega Watch that can do a lot of things, including allow you know when your spouse is cheating and let you know if you'll see heaven. #kidding. But it can do a lot of things like help you check into a hotel, check your heart rate, help you call a Uber taxi, remind you of an appointment and much more.

Prices for the Sport model start at $349 while the stainless steel Watch starts at $549 and the Edition costs a staggering $10,000. Read all about the watch after the cut...


 From Reuters
Apple Inc. launched its long-awaited watch on Monday, including yellow or rose gold models with sapphire faces costing up to $17,000, but investors questioned whether Chief Executive Tim Cook's first product would be a breakaway hit.

Apple's first new device since Cook became CEO will be available for order on April 10 and in stores on April 24, including chic boutiques in Paris, London and Tokyo.

In a nod to both fashion and technology, Cook shared the stage with model Christy Turlington Burns, who used it to train for a marathon, and Apple engineers who showed off apps, including how to call an Uber car with the watch.

Apple shares barely budged, however. Investors and analysts agreed that Apple would sell millions to fans but questioned whether it had a "killer app" that would engage a broader audience. Apple in September gave a sneak peek of the watch which included many features shown on Monday.
"I think there's a niche market for these kind of Apple tech people who love Apple and will buy anything they come out with. But I just don't know if it's going to be the power product that everyone's looking for," said Daniel Morgan, senior portfolio manager at Synovus Trust Company in Atlanta, Georgia, who described Wall Street as "scratching its head".

Members of the style establishment, in Paris for shows from the glittering likes of Chanel, Givenchy and Hermes mostly said they saw the watch as a gadget, not this season's must-have accessory.
The Apple Watch sport will start at $349 for the smaller, 38-mm model. The standard version of the watch will start at $549 and the high-end "Edition" watch will be priced from $10,000, said Cook, who loved the Dick Tracy ability to hold phone calls by watch.

"I have been wanting to do this since I was five years old," said Cook.

The different models reflect different materials. A $17,000 Edition in the smaller, 38-mm size, has a case made from a customized version of 18-karat rose gold, which is especially hard, along with a sapphire display. It comes with a magnetic charging case.
A $349 Sport model the same size has an aluminum case, a 'sport band' and a magnetic charging cable, and no case.

All the watches share digital faces that can look like traditional time pieces, show the heart beat of a friend, and display photos and interfaces for apps.

"Apple's been very good at personalizing its products," said Angelo Zino, an analyst at S&P Capital IQ, who said the "intimacy" of the watch was appealing. He saw 10 million in sales this year.
In the presentation, Cook described the watch handling many functions currently associated with the iPhone, which tethers wirelessly to the watch and connects it to the Internet.

The watch will track exercise and remind wearers of events with a tap on the wrist.

Cook also laid out other product successes and launched a new MacBook notebook computer that starts at $1,299 and weighs as little as 2 pounds.

Every major car brand had committed to delivering Apple's CarPlay entertainment system, and the new iPhone 6 and 6 Plus have 99 percent customer satisfaction rates, he said. The Apple Pay payment system is now accepted at 700,000 locations, and Time Warner Inc's HBO in April will debut its streaming HBO NOW service on Apple TV.

Apple also is offering researchers new development tools, called ResearchKit, to help medical researchers design apps for clinical trials, the company said.